When I learned Selena Gomez was going to be at Six Flags, I knew Big Sister would be super excited to go to her first concert. For those of you not familiar, Selena Gomez is a teenie-booper Disney singer/actress that little girls and tweens go ga-ga over. Quite honestly, she's a good little actress but cannot really hold a tune. At least "live" she sounded AWFUL. But, it was fun to go for all the hype.
I immediately knew who would be bold enough to go on this adventure with us....my friend Jill and her family. Just some background on Jill, I have nicknamed her "Disneyland" because every time you're around this gal, you can't help but have fun regardless of what you're doing or what you're thinking. She and her husband, Matt, are just very laid-back, easy-going people who know how to enjoy life and raise kids fairly stress free. They have three beautiful daughters who are the same ages as my girls, and we enjoy spending time with them. So me, Big Sister, Jill, Matt, two of their girls, and their 15-year-old cousin Jillian took a long, adventurous mini-van ride to St. Louis for the concert. We listened to Selena music most of the way up, taking a few breaks to watch some Disney princess movies.
After at least five dozen "are we there yets" from the girls, we arrived at destination Six Flags. Since the Selena concert wasn't until 4pm, we had a full day to ride on the rides, eat the food, and just chill. Did I mention it was at least 95 degrees that day? So yes, it was the
wrong day indeed to go to Six Flags. On the bright side, the lines were extremely short all day since the smart people knew that a 95 degree day and Six Flags don't go together, especially when you add whiney 4 and 6-year-olds to the mix.
We started conquering Six Flags by going on the infamous Log Ride. Big Sis had never been to an amusement park (well outside of Disney but that's on a much different level) so was a bit nervous about the Log Ride at first but all the kids (and adults) loved it. After the Log Ride, Jill, Matt, and Jillian decided to go on the Evil Kinevil rollercoaster and I happily offered to stay back with the kids. Even though I enjoy the "idea" of a rollercoaster--and I know the chances of falling out, the track breaking, or someone getting hurt are slim to none--my body does not handle motion well. So...remembering all too well the results of being dragged on rollercoasters as a teen with friends, at the local fair or at an amusement park, I decided to sit this one out. For me, it is sort of the same thought process many of us experienced in college. You know, the good ole "Is having one more drink
really worth the hangover it will give me tomorrow morning?" I was thinking "Would trying this rollercoaster
really be worth the risk of the severe vomiting at the end?" So...I stayed with the girls and we watched as the other adults went on the Evil Kinevil.
After the rest of the group was done with the rollercoaster, we headed down to the Tidal Wave ride to get some reprieve from the heat (water rides were our friends). As we're walking there, Jill and I were laughing about how we're the only other friends we have who will actually go on adventures like this and not think a thing of it. Jill brings up the good old Steve Martin classic movie,
Parenthood, where the Granny gives the story about living live like you're on the rollercoaster, where you have a lot of highs and a lot of lows, but nothing in between. Basically, the jest of her story is to live life fully. Ironically, I too am a fan of that movie and have often reflected on that Granny's story myself. The rollercoaster is very symbolic. For me it is symbolic of living life to its fullest and "in the moment." It is also symbolic of youth. You know you're young at heart if you can still get on that rollercoaster.
We proceeded to ride the Tital Wave, which Big Sister did not enjoy. While the rest of us were laughing and having fun getting wet, Big Sis just thought the whole thing was too messy. She did not enjoy her sparkly pink skirt she wore "just for Selena" was drenched. And she couldn't seem to understand why the rest of us weren't upset about our clothes getting wet.
After a few more rides and a quick lunch of Papa John's pizza (which they had right there at Six Flags), Jill asks me if I want to ride on the Batman rollercoaster with her. I agreed I wanted to try it. So we left the three girls with Matt at the kiddy park while Jill, Jillian and I walked over to Batman. As we're walking here is my inner voice...
You're young still, girl. You're not afraid of something as silly as a rollercoaster. You took that motion sickness pill Jill gave you a few hours ago. She swears up and down it is better than Dramamine. What is the worst that could happen...you feel dizzy?? Come on...don't be a wuss. Jill can handle it and she's a few years older than you. Seriously, are you really scared of a little ole' rollercoaster???
We get in line for Batman and I tell Jill and Jillian "I don't know if I want to do this." Jill reminds me it is 100% my decision there's no pressure from her to do this. But in my head, I knew I had to do this. I had to conquer Batman for my own self pride and my own ego. It was not a rollercoaster...it was living life to it's fullest. It was living in the moment. It was youth. And I'm not a quitter! I was not backing down. As we got closer, my the butterflies flapped harder. That little voice way in the back of my head started in again...
Actually, you will likely throw up. You always have thrown up on rollercoasters and you probably always will. You don't want to ruin the day so you don't see the Selena concert, which was the whole point of coming here on this blistering hot day. Plus, you have to be a responsible adult...you have a kid to take care of. And a long ride home with 3 girls. But you did take that motion sickness medication. Maybe that will make it so you don't feel a thing.
So I had told Jill and Jillian I was just going to step over to the other side and meet them when they were done. It was their turn so Jill and Jillian sit in their rollercoaster seat and start pulling their seatbelt bar down when, alas, the new "spontaneous" me jumps into the seat next to Jill and starts pulling my bar down too. Jill looks over at me very surprised and says "Hey way to go, you can do it, this will be fun!"
As soon as the rollercoaster-worker-kid finished buckling me in my prideful thoughts of "way to go spontaneous girl" quickly changed to
"oh crap...what have I done! Get me out of this thing and quick. This is a huge mistake. Did I mention I just ate Papa John's pizza??? I will not live to see my 31st birthday for sure"
Then starts the 3-minute ride from hell. Jill is screaming words of encouragement like "kick your legs, you're free...how many other times can you feel like you're flying...isn't this fun?" I'm screaming back "I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I'm gonna puke!" I was just hoping I'd wait to puke until the rollercoaster stopped so it didn't land on some poor soul under us.
When the ride stopped, it seemed like an eternity before the rollercoaster-worker kid released me from that God-awful seat. I rushed over to the nearest people-free area to begin the first of about 12 puke sessions. Jill was supportive the entire time, letting me know "it's okay, see don't you feel better now? You got it all out of your system." Only...I didn't feel better. I felt worse. It took us 20 minutes to walk all the way out of the ride area because I'd stop every two feet to puke again. I was reminded during this potentially weak moment, how rude and uncaring people can be. There were people who pointed and said things to me like "haaaaa!!! You should have known better. You're disgusting!!!" Goodness people, I am not drunk! I am disabled from that monster of a thing people refer to as a rollercoaster! I hope after you go on it the same thing happens to you, you jerks!
Jill was supportive the entire time...goodness it showed that she is really a friend through "thick and thin." She knew how yucky I felt. She'd say things like, as we walked through nasty puddles of muddy water "see, cool water, isn't that helping" and when we'd get a slight breeze "ahh, fresh air, isn't that better?" Poor Jillian, who had not met me prior to that day, was being as helpful as she could, while still keeping a pretty far distance so she didn't get vomited on. I don't blame her.
After about 45 minutes of me continuing to vomit, and at least 20 people stopping her asking if her friend was okay, Jill gets the Six Flags paramedic people to wheelchair me to their EMT area. One of the highlights of the day was the EMT people asking "so how did this happen, did you just not drink enough water, are you a diabetic, do you have the flu?" and my response being "No, none of the above....I am honestly *this* sick from riding Batman." For sure they had to be snickering underneath all that professionalism. I just knew they were. I would have been!
Fortunately, I recovered within an hour of resting and drinking water in the EMT booth and we rushed off so we didn't miss the 4pm Selena concert. But, we weren't in such a big hurry we didn't take the time for me to pose with Wonder Woman and Robbin on the way (I need to get that picture from Jill).
The Selena concert was fun but...Big Sis and I only made it about three songs in before she started getting a bit non-responsive and I could tell she was getting dehydrated from all the heat and not enough fluids. So I took her into an air conditioned area and we sipped lemonade. I was not going to risk another malfunction on this trip. I'd had more drama than I could handle for the day.
All in all, it was a fun day, with a super fun family. Jill chuckled as we walked to the car and said "well, we sure had some highs and lows on this trip" and I agreed. I still think that Granny from
Parenthood was right. The rollercoaster is the life philosophy to have. Life is full of ups and downs. If you play it safe all the time, you are usually safe, but not always fully alive. But it is a philosophy and that's it....the "rollercoaster ride" is life....not the Batman ride! The ONLY thing I proved that day was that rollercoasters still make me vomit....a lot. If that makes me "old"...so be it!
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| Posing by the Selena Gomez sign |